battybatty:

Roll me up in a blanket like a burrito and kiss me
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Anonymous asked:
Your snake is so pretty and you're so pretty! I love your sense of humor and taste of music sorry if this ask is super mushy but you literally seem like my dream best friend we could talk about Arrested Development forever and eat all day idk just ily

wow!! who are you and why aren’t we talking about food & arrested development right now?!! & thank you! he’s quite the handsome snake :3

I called a number for this car i was looking at

and the guy sounded so muffled that i just slowly hung up

THIS IS WHY I DON’T MAKE PHONE CALLS